LIGHTBULB JOKES:
How many pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to lay hands on it and two to catch it when it falls.
How many Amish does it take to change a lightbulb?
What's a lightbulb?
How many union electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty seven. You got a problem with that?
How many chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one but it takes twenty-five visits!
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. . . it's a hardware problem!
How many record producers d i t t s i a l b?
I don't know, how many do YOU think?
How many girls singers d i t t s i a l b?
Only one....she holds the bulb and the room revolves around her.
How may drummers d i t t s i a l b?
None, you use a machine.
How many guitar players d i t t s i a l b?
11....one to screw in the bulb, and 10 to say "I could have done
that!!
How many record producers d i t t s i a l b?
None, if you have the right engineer, enough time and a huge budget.
How many MicroSoft shipping department personnel does it take to change
a light bulb?
We can change the bulb in 7 to 10 working days. If you call before 2
PM, and pay an extra $15, we can get the bulb changed overnight. Don't
forget to put your name in the upper right hand corner of the light
bulb box.
How many MicroSoft tech support people d i t t s i a l b?
We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working
fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Okay. Now exactly
how dark is it? Okay, there could be 4 or 5 things wrong...have you
tried the light switch?
